I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. ~ Yes, I will go back to school ~ And achieve victory ~ No man will take what my father has built ~ Unless that man is me ~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy ~ I knew you would go back ~ No one can stop you if you try ~ Don't I have a nice rack? Now, who can tell me where we are in our social-studies reader? I'll be going to learn. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. I don't even know you. Um, is this Miss Vaughn? You can sit around all day, goofing off, sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins.
Thank you very much, Miss Lippy! One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school. Mr Madison, choose the topic. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine-iron. Are you some damned moron? No, no, no, they didn't. My dad was yellin' at me. Billy Madison: …Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. Related quizzes can be found here: There are 95 questions on this topic.
Look at all that candy! Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. He blackmails Billy's principal into claiming Billy bribed him. Well, this guy can stay in my room, I'll tell you that much. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? And yet a threat to my eventual takeover of this company. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. Well, if you think you can beat him. A little confused, kinda sweaty,. My late wife Emily and I started this company. This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it. But don't get your hopes up, because I plan on teaching,.
So, you see, the puppy was like industry,. Billy is required to give one of these describing how a work of literature reflects the changes the Industrial Revolution had on the modern novel as part of the climactic general knowledge quiz. Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again? Probably the strongest in the film, but not everyone would understand it. Bath - that's a little easy. Anderson It's something I must learn to live with. You have to cherish it. Billy: Man, I'm glad I called that guy.
No, I am not going to the mall. I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. Damn bus driver drives like an animal! He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology. No, I got a test on Friday. Teacher : No I'm not goin to the mall, keep spelling, mister. It's also noteworthy that, after some , Billy himself concludes that he's not cut out for the management of a large company and turns it over to Carl, who is both competent and not a Jerkass. Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo.
This is where I've been spending most of my time lately. And people who work for my dad are always stoppin' by. What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck? Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,. All she's talking about is makin' out with me. Especially when she tackles Billy in the fountain in a white shirt. Billy, you forgot your stuff.
By our count, you will be drinking a dozen or so times with this rule. The part of the story I don't like. Mr Madison, what you've just said. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. That's why I moved out here. Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up.
C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today? Let the academic decathlon begin. Carl, has anybody been able to find out anything about this Max guy? A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine, but. You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday. Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent. I'm one of the good guys, penguin.
Here's a nice piece of shit. Don't tell me my business, devil woman. Veronica Jennifer, why don't you read out loud? I bet you thought that I was dead! I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that. The Industrial Revolution, to me, is just like a story I know. Another treat from the road.